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有关于好笑的英语笑话大全

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  日常生活中,语言是人们相互交流的基本工具,因此,很大一部分幽默效果都反映在语言层面上,笑话是幽默的语言表达。学识网小编分享有关于好笑的英语笑话,希望可以帮助大家!

有关于好笑的英语笑话大全

  有关于好笑的英语笑话:ADAM AND EVE, THE MENNONITES

  Q. How do we know that Adam and Eve were Mennonite?

  A. Who else would be alone in a garden with a naked woman and be tempted by a piece of fruit?

  有关于好笑的英语笑话:POPULATING THE EARTH

  After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kiss her."

  Adam answered, "Yes Lord, but what is a kiss?" So the Lord gave a brief description to Adam who took Eve by the hand and took her to a nearby bush.

  A few minutes later, Adam emerged and said, "Thank you Lord, that was enjoyable."

  And the Lord replied, "Yes Adam, I thought you might enjoy that and now I'd like you tocaress Eve."

  And Adam said, " 'What is a 'caress'? So the Lord again gave Adam a brief description and Adam went behind the bush with Eve.

  Quite a few minutes later, Adam returned, smiling, and said, "'Lord, that was even better than the kiss."

  And the Lord said, "'You've done well Adam. And now I want you to make love to Eve."

  And Adam asked, "What is 'make love' Lord?"' So the Lord again gave Adam directions and Adam went again to Eve behind the bush, but this time he reappeared in two seconds.

  And Adam said, "Lord, what is a 'headache'?"


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